Blamestorming:  Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

Seagull manager:  A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and then leaves.

Mouse Potato:  The on-line wired generation's answer to the couch potato. 

SITCOMs:  Single income, two children, oppressive mortgage.  What yuppies get into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids. 

Xerox Subsidy:  Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.

Percussive Maintenance:  The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electric device to get it to work again.

Crop Dusting:  Surreptitiously passing gas while passing by office cubicles.