A womangoes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. This is her firstpregnancy. The doctor asks her if she has any questions. She replies,"Well, I'm a little worried about the pain. How much will childbirthhurt?"
The doctor answered, "Well, that varies from woman to womanand pregnancy to pregnancy and besides, it's difficult to describe pain."
"Iknow, but can't you give me some idea?" she asks.
"Grab your upperlip and pull it out a little..."
"Like this?"
"A littlemore..."
"Like this?"
"No. A little more..."
"Likethis?"
"Yes. Does that hurt?"
"A little bit."
"Nowstretch it over your head!"