THis letter was started by woman like yourself in the hope of bringing relief to other tired and discontented women. Unlike most chain letters, this one does not cost anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up your husband or boyfriend and send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the list. When your name appears at the top of the list you will receive 16, 877 men. One of them is bound to be a hell of a lot better than the one you already have.
DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN, HAVE FAITH!!! ONE WOMAN WHO BROKE THE CHAIN GOT HER OWN HUSBAND BACK!!!
AT the time of the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had already received 454 men. They buried her yesterday. But it took three undertakers 14 hours to get the smile off her face and two days to position her body so they could close the coffin.
YOU MUST HAVE FAITH!!
Signed. A liberated woman