Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
Seagull manager: A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything and then leaves.
Mouse Potato: The on-line wired generation's answer to the couch potato.
SITCOMs: Single income, two children, oppressive mortgage. What yuppies get into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.
Xerox Subsidy: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.
Percussive Maintenance: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electric device to get it to work again.
Crop Dusting: Surreptitiously passing gas while passing by office cubicles.