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August 2010


The doctor and his wife were having a heatedargument at breakfast. As he stormed out of the house, the man angrily yelledto his wife, "You aren't that good in bed either!"
By midmorning, hedecided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife,clearly out of breath, answered the phone. "What took you so long toanswer and why are you panting?"
"I was in bed."
"What inthe world are you doing in bed at this hour?"
"Getting a second opinion."